South Carolina Jokes

I want a divorce A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as …

It was the best KISS hed ever had. A group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn'…

Lindsey Graham gets new suit On a Senate trip to Japan, Lindsey Graham picked up some silk to have a custom suit made. At a top notch tailor shop in South Carolina, the tailor said with the material, he could make a single breasted suit. Graham decided to wait, took the material to a tailor in New York who told him he could make a double breasted suit, a vest, and an extra pair of pants. He asked, "How can you do so much more with this material than the tailor in South Carolina?" "Well, sen…

There's a poem contest in South Carolina. It's down to two contestants...one Harvard grad and one old redneck from the Low Country. They each have 5 minutes to come up with a poem

Bitch A lady from South Carolina meets up with a woman from New York

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth.

Clem was small game hunting in the woods right around the border area of North Carolina South Carolina and Georgia.

I want a divorce A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks

I Want A Divorce A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he's alive.