Clem was small game hunting in the woods right around the border area of North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia. He had just shot a possum and was putting it in his game bag when the game warden approached. The game warden says, ""Whatcha got there son?"" Clem says, ""Just doin' a little hunting. I got me a couple squirrels, a rabbit and this here possum."" The game warden grabs the possum, sticks his finger up it's ass, sniffs it the says, ""This here possum is from is from Georgia, you got…

I want a divorce A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as …

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth.

Clem was small game hunting in the woods right around the border area of North Carolina South Carolina and Georgia.