Sister Sarah Jokes

Two nuns are walking down an alley late at night... When they get approached by 2 men who begin assaulting them. After minutes of the altercation, Sister Mary Sue screams, ""Oh dear Lord! Forgive this man for he knows not what he is doing!"" Sister Sarah looks up and says, ""....Mine does"".

The Mother Superior of a convent wakes up one morning feeling wonderful. She gets dressed and heads over to have some breakfast. On the way, she encounters Sister Mary. Sister Mary says "Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed?" The Mother Superior responds "No, I'm feeling very happy this morning." Next, she encounters Sister Rebecca. Sister Rebecca says "Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" The Mother Superior answers…