Sir With Jokes

Court Room Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where …

Three frogs were arrested, then taken to court. The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, ""What's your name?"" ""Frog,"" he replies. ""What did you do?"" ""I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor."" With that, the judge lets him go. The second frog goes in. ""What's your name?"" asks the judge. ""Frog Frog."" ""What were you doing?"" ""I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir."" With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in. The judge says, ""Let me guess, your na…

You see a man on the bus and he has a stutter... ... and he is trying to ask for directions. The stuttering man walks up to someone sitting down. "E-ex-ex-excuse me, but wh-wh-what stop is the b-b-b-bank?" The person briefly glaces to the stuttering man... then he looks down and doesn't answer. You think this is pretty unusual! Why didn't the man respond at all? Maybe he didn't quite hear the question in the first place. The stuttering man tries again and gets his attention. "E-excuse me,…

Police Officer's Comeback If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility. .. Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir . But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description? ' A: '…