Sir Why Jokes

Pig with a wooden leg... Little Johnny lived in DC when he was young, and his dad used to take him on weekend trips south into the Carolinas, so that he could see what ``real life'' was like. He'd just drive along the road for a while, then pull over at some farm and start talking to the people there. His dad was chatting up a farmer's wife once, when he discovered this pig... It was a nice pig, as pigs go. But it only had three legs. The right back leg was wooden! Well, he was as curious as cou…

Right in the Middle One fine morning, an Italian man came from work and visited his local shoe fitting store. ""Ahh, Mr. Lambini, so, what would you like? I've many choices for a man of your standing."" said the store owner. Looking around, Lambini walked around around the store for a while until he stopped in front a variety of men's boots. The owner walked over, ""In need of assistance, good sir?"" ""Yes, I cannot reach-a the top-a shoes. Can you use-a the ladder over-a there?"" ""Not a proble…

Physics Joke! Heisenberg is speeding along down an unfamiliar highway when all of a sudden a police car appears seemingly out of nowhere and signals for him to pull over. The officer approaches the car and asks, ""Do you have any idea how fast you were just going?"" Heisenberg replies, ""No, sir. Why?"" The officer says, ""Well, sir, you were speeding, and I'm going to have to give you a ticket."" Heisenberg, annoyed, asks, ""Is this really necessary? I'm going to be late to work!"" The officer …

A traffic cop and some penguins So a traffic cop is sitting in his car on the side of the road. The cars go past, nobody is speeding. However, as police officer is watching, a car with a dozen penguins drives past. The cop pulls the man over and says, "Sir! Why do you have all these penguins in your car?" The man shrugs and says. "I dunno." The officer tells him, "You gotta take these penguins to the zoo!" The man says "Okay." and drives off. A couple of hours later, the traffic cop is about t…

Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified? Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask? Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?