Right in the Middle One fine morning, an Italian man came from work and visited his local shoe fitting store. ""Ahh, Mr. Lambini, so, what would you like? I've many choices for a man of your standing."" said the store owner. Looking around, Lambini walked around around the store for a while until he stopped in front a variety of men's boots. The owner walked over, ""In need of assistance, good sir?"" ""Yes, I cannot reach-a the top-a shoes. Can you use-a the ladder over-a there?"" ""Not a proble…