Sir While Jokes

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself ""I'm a fire chief I'm not going to wait in line."" He went to the angels guarding the gates and said ""Let me in. I'm a fire chief."" The angels replied ""You'll have to wait in line like everyone else sir."" While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said ""CHIEF"". The angels popped t…

These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry." Dejected, he turned and walked away. The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away. The husband of the third couple…