Wife from hell. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "" I clocked you at 80 kilometers per hour, sir. This is a 60KPH zone!"" The driver says, ""Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."" Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ""Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."" As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, ""Can't you please keep yo…

A police officer pulls over a speeding car… The Officer says, " Our patrol helicopter clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smil…

> कल शाम मे एक औरत को ठिठुरता देखमेरे दोस्त ने अपना कम्बल उसके बदन पर दे दिया.उसने कम्बल फ़ेकते हुए कहा- गरीब नहीं हूं शादी में जा रही हूं. > दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना..1. मुश्किल से घबराना नहीं.2. सर्दियों में नहाना नहीं. ऐसे ही जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें> टीटू- ठंड का महीना हैकृपा करके छत पर पक्षियों के लिए थोड़ी सी Old Monk Rum रख दिया करें. सिर्फ अपने बारे में ही न सोचें ठंड उनको भी लगती है. #Being Human. > खुदा करें कि तुमको 'जुदाई&#039…

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.