A Unit With a Reputation A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides he needs to go and check them out. After reviewing the troops on parade he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren't at parade. The general gets to the first soldier and barks at him ""Why are you here?"" ""Hemorrhoid's Sir!"" ""And how are you treating it?"" ""Wire brush and disinfectant Sir!"" ""And what's your goal in li…