Sir May Jokes

George was lost and wandering in a desert, when he stumbled upon an oasis... The oasis was a Jewish man who was selling ties. The man holds up a rack of colourful ties and says, ""Hello, sir. May I interest you in purchasing a tie? They are normally ten dollars, but for you, sir, I will only charge five."" Having been wandering for days without a drop of water George promptly replies, ""No, I have no use for a tie, but please, sir, do you have any water? I have been wandering for days without a …

The Tallest Boy As the Principal made his rounds during the first day of school, he could hear a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He quickly rushed in and spotted one boy, much taller than the others, who appeared to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to remain there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the Principal restored order and lectured the students for quite some time on the importance of good behavior. ""…

Joe the Good Conductor In a beautiful small town not far from you is a man known as Joe the Good Conductor. Being quite wealthy, Joe is the proud owner of a train that he operates every day, carrying townsfolk around the city almost free of charge. I say almost free of charge, because there in an archaic law in place that prohibits operating any form of transportation service for free. This law dates back to a time when horse and carriage drivers were almost run out of business by large congl…