A marooned Baptist is rescued by a ship. A Baptist has been stranded on a deserted island for two years. Upon being rescued, a sailor asks: ""You survived. Remarkable. How did you do it?"" The Protestant says, ""By the grace of God. Come, let me show you where I lived."" So the sailors and the castaway retreat into the jungle. After a short walk, the sailors and the shipwrecked man come upon three mud huts. The captain, suspicious that the castaway might not be telling the entire truth, asks: ""…