So Jesus is walking by the pearly gates...
...when St. Peter calls him over and asks if he can take over for a bit so that he can use the bathroom. Jesus agrees, what harm could there be in it.
So after a while, an old man who looks slightly familiar to Jesus walks up to be judged.
"What's your name sir?" Jesus asked.
The old man replied "I suppose in your language it would be Joseph".
Intrigued, Jesus then asked him "And what was your occupation sir?"
"I was a carpenter." The old man repl…