I think Google Translate did a poor job on these German jokes, but they make me laugh anyway. Teacher to student: ""'For this insolence you write one hundred times,' I am a lazy guy 'and it can then be signed by your father!' What day is the most labor intensive of an official? The Monday, as he must be equal to demolish two calendar pages. The German teacher asks Bini: ""What kind of a case, if you say: Learning brings me joy"" Bini does not hesitate: ""A rare, sir."" A man comes into the pharm…