Sir At Jokes

A lawyer stopped by a sheriff A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, ""License and registration, please."" Lawyer says, ""What for?"" Deputy says, "" You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."" Lawyer says, ""I …

Stop sign regulations. A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, ""License and registration, please."" Lawyer says, ""What for?"" Deputy says, "" You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."" Lawyer says, ""I slowed …

Camouflage Whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent, an old pirate captain would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of his crew members asked him what it meant. The pirate captain replied, ""It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."" ""That's very sensible, sir."" At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. He told the cr…