Sir And Jokes

If your phone rings during a movie, answer it "Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!" And then run head first through the screen.

"Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?" - The Honest Applebees Server

Old corny joke from my childhood. Once upon a time there were three brothers. There names were Shadhap, Traboule and Mannars. One day Traboule was lost so the two other brothers went to the police. Then Mannars had to go to the washroom and told his brother to talk to the policeman. The policeman asked, ""What is your name?"" ""Shadhap."" the remaining brother answered. The policeman was shocked and replied, ""My word! That is quite rude! I will ask again, what is your name?"" ""Shadhap!"" he re…

So a blonde is looking for some work... So a blonde is looking for some work and is going door to door to see if there is any small chores she can do for money. She goes up to this large house with a nice car in the driveway but a rather old and rickety looking porch that went all the way around the house. She walked up the stairs and round the house to get to the front door and rang the doorbell. A rather tall gentleman answered the door. "Can I help you?" he said. "Im in need of some work …

“Are you not the boy who applied for the post a week ago?” “Yes, sir.” “And did I not say, that I wanted an older boy?” “Yes sir, that is why I am here now!”