The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: - Hello! - At what time does the store open? - At ten o'clock sir. At two in the morning, the phone rings again: - HELLO! - Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open? - AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir Again, at four, the phone rings: - H!E!L!L!O! - Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open? - At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in. - I (burp) don't want, euh,…