Second Pastor Jokes

Three Pastors and their secret problems... Three pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, in fact l have slept with most of the church (female) members. Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started cr…

Two Televangelists... ...Are talking to each other about how they decide how much of their weekly donations to give to God, and how much to keep for themselves. First one says, ""I have a circle drawn on my office floor. Every week, I gather all the money that was donated, throw it in the air, and everything that falls in that circle, I give to God. Everything else, I keep. Second pastor says, ""I too, let God decide how much he gets. Every week, I get on a chair and throw all the collected dona…