Second Husband Jokes

A young woman was married and had twelve children before her husband died. However, she was soon married again and had seven more children. Sadly, her second husband died. She remarried and this time had five more children. Alas, worn out by constant childbearing, she died. At her funeral the preacher prayed to God for this woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply”. In his final eulogy, he noted, “Thank you Lord, they’re finally together.” One of the mourners thought abo…

Would you pass the tea? Three older couples were having afternoon tea. The first husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the honey, Honey?" Not to be outdone, the second husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?" Feeling rather amorous, the third wife turns to her husband and asks, "George, why don't we call each other cute names?" George turns to her and says, "Can you pass the tea, bag?"