Second Hobo Jokes

Two hobos are walking down the railroad tracks. One says ""You know, just last month I found a woman here, tied to the tracks and left for dead."" The other hobo asks ""so what did you do?' The first hobo replies ""I did what anybody else would do; I picked her up off the tracks, took her over to those bushes over there and had my way with her for a week."" ""Wow"" says the second hobo, ""did she give good head?' The other hobo replies"" You know, I never did find the head.""

A hobo, all rags and dirty face walks into a fine restaurant. He approaches the waiter and politely asks: "Excuse me, Sir. I know I don't belong here, but may I ask you for a fork, please?" The waiter, obviously relieved the hobo doesn't intent to stay, agrees and gives him a fork. The hobo thanks the waiter and leaves with his fork. Only seconds later however, another hobo, even dirtier than the first one comes in and also, very politely, asks the waiter for a fork. "Well, it's not like we'r…