Two hobos are walking down the railroad tracks. One says ""You know, just last month I found a woman here, tied to the tracks and left for dead."" The other hobo asks ""so what did you do?' The first hobo replies ""I did what anybody else would do; I picked her up off the tracks, took her over to those bushes over there and had my way with her for a week."" ""Wow"" says the second hobo, ""did she give good head?' The other hobo replies"" You know, I never did find the head.""