Three guys in a jacuzzi Here's a little joke I know. Tell it freely. Three guys, in a jacuzzi. First guy starts ringing; *brinnng brinnggg* ""oh excuse me, that's my built in phone, I'll be right back"" - He gets up and wanders away talking directly into his right hand. Second fella, a while later, beeps a few times, and starts pressing his forearm- ""oh, excuse me, I've a text to reply to! Won't take a moment!"" Third guy, thinking whoa, I've no implants or technology- gets up, nips to the bath…