Three guys in a jacuzzi Here's a little joke I know. Tell it freely. Three guys, in a jacuzzi. First guy starts ringing; *brinnng brinnggg* ""oh excuse me, that's my built in phone, I'll be right back"" - He gets up and wanders away talking directly into his right hand. Second fella, a while later, beeps a few times, and starts pressing his forearm- ""oh, excuse me, I've a text to reply to! Won't take a moment!"" Third guy, thinking whoa, I've no implants or technology- gets up, nips to the bathroom, and stuffs some bog roll down the back of his shorts. He goes back out to the other two, trailing this paper behind him. ""Ah! looks like a fax!""