Second Accountant Jokes

Armed robbers burst into a bank Armed robbers burst into a bank, line up customers and staff against the wall, and begin to take their wallets, watches, and jewelry. Two of the bank’s accountants are among those waiting to be robbed. The first accountant suddenly thrusts something in the hand of the other. The second accountant whispers, “What is this?” The first accountant whispers back, “It’s the fifty bucks I owe you.”

Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers up against the wall and relieved them of their wallets, watches and other valuables. As the robbers moved down the line, one accountant pressed something into the hand of the other accountant. "What's this?" said the second accountant without looking down. His colleague replied: "It's that $100 I owe you."