Two kids are outside waiting for Santa... Suddenly the sleigh comes whipping through the air, flying directly towards them. They watch as it zig zags through the air, while Santa sits in fear, unable to move. The sleigh comes down with a loud crash into the father's outhouse at the back of the property. Santa rolls out, stumbles to the reindeer, and screams, ""DAMMIT RUDOLPH! I SAID THE *SCHMIDT* HOUSE!""