I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know.#Sarah Mclachlan#Animals#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone on Facebook posted "Having the BEST DAY EVER!!" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments#Sarah Mclachlan#Facebook0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song.#Sarah Mclachlan#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls#Sarah Mclachlan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society.#Jesus Christ#Sarah Mclachlan#Animals#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apostrophes are important. "I fed the dog" "I f'ed the dog" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.#Sarah Mclachlan#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles.#Sarah Mclachlan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dog keeps trying to get my attention but until he plays that Sarah McLachlan song I'm not gonna take him seriously.#Sarah Mclachlan#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death.#Sarah Mclachlan#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dude ...like...homeless neglected dogs totally ruined that Sarah McLachlan song for me.#Sarah Mclachlan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp