Two adults were having a conversation. The first one says: ""Hey Sam."" Sam replies, ""I just got fired from my job, and I make so little money from begging."" ""Thats terrible!"" Sam then said ""hahsjhsnksalwjjs"" The first person then said ""That doesn't even make any sense! Sam replied ""I guess I'd rather make dollars then cents(read it out loud)"" Heard this from a friend, thought it was great! Second joke on here so make sugestions!