Sals Jokes

A man named Arthur gets in deep with the mob.... So this guy, Arthur, is in some serious debt. He's tried everything he can think of to make some money but can't seem to break even. Out of ideas, he makes contact with the local mob boss, Big Sal and says he'll do Sal's dirty work for some cash. The mob boss agrees and says he needs three rival mobsters ""taken care of"" as soon as possible. Arthur agrees, reluctantly, and asks how he can find these guys. The mob boss informs Arthur that his targ…

My uncle passed away (long) So quite a few years back I had an uncle named Sal pass away. He had no wife or kids so essentially my step dad and his siblings were in the will. One of the things being his house that he had owned. My dad brought me along to check out the place and as he looked through the interior he suggested I check out the backyard and let him know if I see anything interesting. There wasn't anything special. Typical yard equipment in the shed and whatnot, but there was one o…