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My uncle passed away (long) So quite a few years back I had an uncle named Sal pass away. He had no wife or kids so essentially my step dad and his siblings were in the will. One of the things being his house that he had owned. My dad brought me along to check out the place and as he looked through the interior he suggested I check out the backyard and let him know if I see anything interesting. There wasn't anything special. Typical yard equipment in the shed and whatnot, but there was one odd thing I noticed. I went back inside and said to my dad, "nothing really to write home about, but it looks like there are a ton of holes that were dug up and filled at some point" My dad replies, "well Sal was kind of a weirdo; dig em up maybe he was stashing cash or valuables there" So i went at it. First hole I dug up there was just a piece of wood. I kinda just looked at it weird and tossed it to the side. Hole after hole it continued to be the same thing over and over, so I started throwing them in a bin to see if my dad could make ends of it. Finally after at least an hour I come in with the bin and set it down and say, "this is it... this is what was in EVERY SINGLE HOLE!" My dad sighs and says, "well he was always oddly afraid of vampires." I kinda just stared at him confused and he continued, "either way it seems that you have uncovered all of Sal's Buried* Stakes*"

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