Roger Cessna Jokes

Student Pilot Cessna: 'Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.' Tower: 'Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!' Cessna: 'Uh tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.'

Pilot: ""Jones tower Cessna 12345 student pilot I am out of fuel."" Tower: ""Roger Cessna 12345 reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"" Pilot: ""Uh...tower I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.""

Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."