Student Pilot Cessna: 'Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.' Tower: 'Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!' Cessna: 'Uh tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.'

Pilot: ""Jones tower Cessna 12345 student pilot I am out of fuel."" Tower: ""Roger Cessna 12345 reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"" Pilot: ""Uh...tower I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.""

Three kids are talking at school... The first one says: ""my dad is a formula one driver; he is super fast!"" The second one answers: ""Really? My dad is a pilot, and with his jet he is even faster than your dad!"" They both turn to the last kid. He puts down his cookie, and tells the others: ""My dad is so fast, his timetable says he finishes work at 6, but he's always home by 5"". The two other kids are amazed, and they ask where his dad works. ""He's a state employee"".

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it d…