Richmond Jokes

""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.""

An Air Force guy and an Army guy There's a soldier from the Air Force driving from Richmond to Wagga

There's an Army guy and an Air Force guy. There's an Air Force guy driving from Wagga to Richmond

Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)