Rcmp Jokes

How to save $49.95 a month. I have disconnnected my home alarm system and de- registered from the neighbourhood watch.I've got two pakistani flags reised in the front yeard, one at each corner and the black flag of the ISIS in the center. The RCMP, CSIS the FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, NSA and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

Close Call A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus. "Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the solicitor. Angus responded: "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the-" "I didn't ask for any details," the solicitor interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not…