An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, ""Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"" ""Sure, it's easy,"" replied the neurosurgeon. ""All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."" He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. The surgeo…