Pinwheel Smith Jokes

Looking for hubby at The Pearly Gates Mary Smith, a devout lady, passes and is transported toward heaven. She asks St Peter if he can re-unite her with her husband for eternity? Sure, that's what we do here. What is his name? Smith. First name? John. Mary, we have a lot of those. Do you remember his last words, that's how we file people. Sure, 'if you are ever unfaithful after I die, I will turn over in my grave."" Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and meets Saint Peter. She says, "I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?" She answers, "Smith." Saint Peter replies, "I've got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?" She responds, "His name is John Smith." Saint Peter says, "I got thousands of John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?" She answers, "He's got red hair." He replies, "I have hundreds of…