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Pierre A lumberjack working up in the north woods in Canada walks into the local saloon and asks the bartender where he can find a woman for the night. The bartender tells him ""there are no women for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" The lumberjack says ""I don't go for that shit"". And leaves. About three weeks later he comes back up to the bartender and asks if there are any women around and again the bartender says ""not for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" he again says ""nah.

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Mar

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