Pi Jokes

Cheating Husband A woman who suspects her husband of 20 years to be cheating, decides to hire a private detective. The PI follows the husband around for several months, taking photos while the husband visits many different women. After another couple of months, the PI stops by the house to speak to the wife. PI ""yes, it does seem to be true that your husband is having several affairs"" The wife starts sobbing, ""but, how, what now?"" PI ""I suppose you file for a divorce"" Wife ""but i know not…

A short lumpy young whit guy walks into a P.I.’s office. The investigator asks “What can I do for you, son?” The guy lets out a little giggle and says, “Well, I recently came into a significant sum of money.” The P.I. leans forward in his chair, licks his lips and says, “Well good for you. How can I be of service?” The young man replies, “I went yesterday to the attorney’s office to pick up my inheritance from my Uncle who died a couple of weeks ago. It was a lot of money. Life changing. I…