Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead instead of exploiting his apparent problems. So the shop owner comes back with a lifeguard costume. The man says ""No no. That will show off my peg leg. I can't hide it with that. Try again."" So the shop o…