Pakistan Jokes

What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***

What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone

I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt

Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team?,"Whenever they get a corner they will set up a shop.

Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match?,"Every corner they get they open a shop on it

What do they call mosquitoes in Pakistan? Churchitoes

Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.

A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint? "I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner

Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop.

Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it

What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone

In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a planeticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American tha…

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.