Paddy English-man, Paddy Irish-man and Paddy Scottish-man are all having lunch on a very high girder... Paddy English-Man opens his Sandwich and says: ""Egg and onion again? I told my wife I hate egg and onion. If she makes me these one more time I'm going to jump off this girder to my death."" Paddy Scottish-man opens his Sandwich and says: ""Cheese and Tomato again? If this happens again I'm going to jump too"" Paddy Irish-man opens his sandwich also and says ""Turkey and Ham? one more time an…