Paddy English-man, Paddy Irish-man and Paddy Scottish-man are all having lunch on a very high girder... Paddy English-Man opens his Sandwich and says: ""Egg and onion again? I told my wife I hate egg and onion. If she makes me these one more time I'm going to jump off this girder to my death."" Paddy Scottish-man opens his Sandwich and says: ""Cheese and Tomato again? If this happens again I'm going to jump too"" Paddy Irish-man opens his sandwich also and says ""Turkey and Ham? one more time and I'm doing the same as you both"" The next day all 3 men come in confident that today will be different and they will finally have the lunch that they work hard for and deserve. Paddy English-Man opens his sandwich and says: ""Egg and onion again? This is the last straw"" and jumps to his death Paddy Scottish-Man opens his sandwich and says ""Cheese and Tomato? I've had enough"" and also jumps to his death. Paddy Irish-man opens his sandwich also and says ""Turkey and Ham? F*&k this I'm done."" and jumps to his death as well. A few days later the 3 men's wives meet up for a chat after the funeral to have a talk about their husbands. Paddy English-man's wife says ""If only I'd have listened he'd still be here"" and begins to cry Paddy Scottish-man's wife says ""I know, I miss my fella so much"" and now they're both crying and hugging each other. Paddy Irish-man's wife says ""I really don't know what my husband was complaining about, he makes his lunch himself""