3 guys are eating lunch at work The first guy pulls out a turkey sandwich. ""Dammit, I hate turkey, if i get this tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself."" The second guy pulls out a pastrami sandwich. ""Dammit, I hate pastrami, if i get this tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself."" The third guy pulls out a ham sandwich. ""Dammit, I hate ham, if i get this tomorrow i'm going to kill myself."" So the next day all three men get the same sandwich as the day before, so they kill themselves. At the funeral, two of the three wives were crying, as they felt responsible because they prepared the lunches. However, the third guys wife was shaking her head. The other two wives asked ""why aren't you crying"" to which she replied ""That dumbass makes his own lunch""