Giotto's father meets his son's teachers A true tale about the famous Italian painter Giotto di Bondone: Giotto's father wants to know more about his son's school performance, so he goes to the annual parent-teacher conference. He enters the Italian litterature teacher's office and says: ""H-hi, t-teacherr, I'm Gio-t-t-o'shh fa-ther, is m-my s-shhon d-doing w-well?"". The teacher looks at him with a disgusted face. ""What's wrong with this man? He speaks like somebody whose tongue has been cut o…