Oliver Twist Jokes

Oliver Twist: "Please sir, I want some more!?" Manger: "Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors.

Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?""

Honeymooners A honeymooning couple hadn't left the room for a week. Finally, exhausted, the wife said, ""Let's go to a movie. You find out what's playing while I go take a shower."" Her husband looked through the listings and called to her, ""Hey Honey, do you want to see Oliver Twist?"" She screamed back, ""You show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to Mother!""

Dave and his new wife had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night the landlady met Dave in the hallway and said, ""I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?"" ""I'll ask her,"" Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out, ""Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"" ""No way!!,"" his bride retorted, ""If you sh…

I auditioned for a part in a silent version of Oliver Twist, and I got it. It’s brilliant. I can’t ask for more.