Oliver Twist: "Please sir, I want some more!?" Manger: "Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!

Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?""

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