Oklahoma Jokes

What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke

Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.

Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows

Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!

Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks

Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma? OKC.

Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma? Your Oklahomie.