A sorrow filled tale of ill fated love betwixt two lovers that can never be. One day there was an Englishman and a Frenchwoman who were passionately in love. At night, their bedroom was The Song Of Solomon and their partings were a Shakespearean sonnet. One day the Englishman asked for his love's hand in marriage. However, this Frenchwoman held tradition as close to her heart as she did her lover, so one evening, after giving the Englishman Syphilis, the Frenchwoman and the Englishman stood befo…