Now Jimmy Jokes

Jimmy Little Jimmy was on the playground during recess one day. He had just started kindergarten a few months ago. Jimmy was a good kid and the kind of student any teacher would love to have since he was always trying to learn new things. He always took his parents' advice to learn one new thing every day and today was no different from any other. Little Jimmy was quietly playing in the sand by himself when one of the bigger kids, the size of a fifth grader, stomped up and pushed him to the grou…

The farmer and the mule Old man Jim has farmed all of his life, and for the past 8 years he has used his prize mule Dale to plow the fields. Ol Jim loves Dale more than anything on the farm. One morning Jim woke up, and went to get Dale out of the barn to plow one of the fields. As he was hooking up the plow he noticed Dale had went completely cross eyed. He stepped back in shock and said "" O Lord! What am I gonna do? Dale is all I've got to pull a plow, and he ain't never gonna walk straight w…