Arthur and the nun Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. ""You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"" Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. ""How do *you* know, Sister?"" ""My Mother Superior told me so"" ""But have you ever had a drink yourself? How ca…