Arthur and the nun Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. ""You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"" Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. ""How do *you* know, Sister?"" ""My Mother Superior told me so"" ""But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"" ""Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself"" ""Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"" ""How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"" ""I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, them no-one will know"" The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar. ""Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks"", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman ""... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"" ""Oh no! It's not that drunken Nun again is it?""