Northern Canada Jokes

Mike was an experienced big game hunter... He went into the woods one day in northern Canada, and saw a family of brown bears. Being the merciless, ruthless hunter that he was (Mike was not Canadian), he shot and killed the whole family. The black bears convened after this. Angry about the last of the brown bears in Canada being killed, they plotted revenge on Mike. They ventured down to America in search of Mike, alas they could not find him. A year or so later, Mike traveled back to northern C…

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut.

My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut.

They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

A Fish Tale A Texas oil tycoon is in northern Canada for a vacation and has booked a day of fishing on the Great Slave Lake. The guide says they will start out on the lake at sun up, two am. As they start out the guide says, ""Have you ever seen such a long day?"" The Texan lights a cigar and says, ""Sonny, the sun never sets on Texas, it's God's country"" As they head out across The Great Slave, the tenth largest in the world, the guide asks, ""Have you ever fished on a lake a big as this?"" Th…

Two men want to go moose hunting in Northern Canada... They find a guide who tells them he'll fly a plane for them, but they are only allowed to shoot one moose because the small plane cannot hold more than one. He explains that last year two hunters convinced the pilot to carry two moose and the plane went down, killing the pilot and seriously injuring the hunters. The two men agree to these terms and they are off. The guide drops them off and says he'll be back tomorrow afternoon. The men…

Stop trying to convince me to visit Northern Canada. I'm having Nunavut.

How much of northern Canada is livable? *Nunavut*

Two men want to go moose hunting in Northern Canada... They find a guide who tells them he'll fly a plane for them

How much of northern Canada is habitable? none of it.